|courtesy of stylesbyclaudia.com|
We all decided this was ridiculous, of course. I mean, I thought we had left the bullet-bra in the 1930s, when we didn't seem to know how to sew anything other than triangles?
|from lingerieweapon.com. No kidding. I thought lingerie was supposed to attract a mate, not threaten to kill it?|
|Me in my normal bra. See? NORMAL.|
|And now, me modeling the "miraculous" bra. It's an appropriate name, because only a saint could produce something this unnatural. And the most ironic part? Still no cleavage.|
But apparently someone else wants to either look like a porn star or a plastic surgery case gone wrong. I sold it on ebay for $10. So I only lost $49.99 on the bra. Shudder.
The ReckoningItem 143: The miraculous bra.
Cost: $50 in the end. And a large chunk of my feminism.
Total money wasted on junk I never should've bought: $1554.00
It's Friday....what have you cleaned out of your lingerie drawer today?